Highlight to see why!!
April Fools!!!!!
xoxo,
Tyler
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Mini-bash: Ciara.sugy's scenery
Bahaha. I'm the villain or "vilan" in ciara.sugy's scenery. It's pretty ugly.
And I'm wondering if I'm the main character because she really thinks I'm the villain or because she has no other friends...hmmm...
But whatever.
I was pretty damn impressed when I saw it. Was it supposed to be subtle or "HELL YEAH TYLER YOU'RE THE DAMN VILLAIN"? Whatever it was, it made me laugh and hopefully did for you too.
You know you love me,
Tyler
Friday, March 27, 2009
The moment you've all been waiting for...Let-eek (Lettie97)
I would just like to make it a bit clearer that this blog is not completely hating people. There are some people that I bashed that I honestly hate (cough rihanna_best_si cough), but ones like Lettie and Tara are just to bring humor to a Stardoll world, and talk about their minor flaws. (Like Lettie's hair, sorry, I REALLY hate it.) So enjoy how I try to make Lettie look like a terrible person. Blog writing is almost acting to me. I get into a character of someone who hates Lettie, and it almost always works. Basically, I'm a nice person, just only in MY guestbook, so if you want me to be nice, come and talk to me.
Some quotes:
"She is insulting me and my phone!" Protective of your PHONE?
"When am I gonna be on your blog?" Wait your turn, honey.
"Mood: In Love" Aren't you, like, 10?
"Just get away from me."
"You are really annoying."
"I'm not accepting friend requests." Too good for that?
"Tyler is a beeyotch but I like her!" Am I supposed to say thanks to that?
Fashion mishaps are frequent and painful with Let-eek, hence the name Let-eek. You'll go eek when you see these disasters!!
The above is pretty ew. She ruined a perfectly good Antidote top by wearing cheap shorts and hotbuy tights with pink shoes. And the hair...we'll discuss that later.
All pillow dresses are different, some good, some bad, some just plain ugly. This is just plain ugly. She must have spent forever on it, and all she got was a boring top with a huge weird red skirt thingy on the bottom. And how can she even get into it now?! Just stuck there...forever...waiting to perish....to be bashed...by yours truly.
The hair. OHHHH, the hair! It's so ugly it makes my eyes burn. In the picture below, she even had devil horns coming off of it!! But that hair is so sad, because she must have spent forever on it, and it just looks severe and boring. I really hate it. Really.
The above has those weird devil horn/pigtail thingys, which makes it 10 x worse, but it was bad to begin with. That skirt will never look good on anyone, and the boring shirt and jacket make it look disproportionate. It is also just boring and uncreative. Like we've never seen black DKNY shoes with a skirt/top combo before...
Lettie worries me in many ways, but the most is how many blogs she writes for, and that she actually writes for them! TWELVE. That is TWELVE blogs, I tell you. How does she have time to write for them? Let's examine the possibilities.
1. She goes home from school, does her homework sloppily, and goes on to the computer.
or
2 (i like this one better). She has an evil staff of Lesothian (Lesotho is the only country in the world completely surrounded by another, it is in the middle of South Africa) children who she illegally smuggles out of Lesotho into her home so that she can write for all her blogs. They are robotically programed to write for blogs, and now can do nothing else. We don't talk to Lettie, we talk to hundreds of Lesothian children!!
These blogs include, but are not limited to, The Stardoll Juice, Stardoll Exposed, With Lipstick On (recently bashed by our friend Bree), The Sweet Sorority, The Stardoll Stall (it's actually pretty cool, stardollstall.blogspot.com), Hyper R Us, and Pick of The Day. Wow, that was a mouthful. Those Lesothian children really have a talent, good find, Let-eek!
Lettie, get yourself and/or these poor Lesothian children a life.
You know you love me,
Tyler
PS I have recently learned that the Lesothian children have tried to break free, but the evil Lettie will not let them!! EEEEEEEKKK, hence Let-eek!
Some quotes:
"She is insulting me and my phone!" Protective of your PHONE?
"When am I gonna be on your blog?" Wait your turn, honey.
"Mood: In Love" Aren't you, like, 10?
"Just get away from me."
"You are really annoying."
"I'm not accepting friend requests." Too good for that?
"Tyler is a beeyotch but I like her!" Am I supposed to say thanks to that?
Fashion mishaps are frequent and painful with Let-eek, hence the name Let-eek. You'll go eek when you see these disasters!!
The above is pretty ew. She ruined a perfectly good Antidote top by wearing cheap shorts and hotbuy tights with pink shoes. And the hair...we'll discuss that later.
All pillow dresses are different, some good, some bad, some just plain ugly. This is just plain ugly. She must have spent forever on it, and all she got was a boring top with a huge weird red skirt thingy on the bottom. And how can she even get into it now?! Just stuck there...forever...waiting to perish....to be bashed...by yours truly.
The hair. OHHHH, the hair! It's so ugly it makes my eyes burn. In the picture below, she even had devil horns coming off of it!! But that hair is so sad, because she must have spent forever on it, and it just looks severe and boring. I really hate it. Really.
The above has those weird devil horn/pigtail thingys, which makes it 10 x worse, but it was bad to begin with. That skirt will never look good on anyone, and the boring shirt and jacket make it look disproportionate. It is also just boring and uncreative. Like we've never seen black DKNY shoes with a skirt/top combo before...Lettie worries me in many ways, but the most is how many blogs she writes for, and that she actually writes for them! TWELVE. That is TWELVE blogs, I tell you. How does she have time to write for them? Let's examine the possibilities.
1. She goes home from school, does her homework sloppily, and goes on to the computer.
or
2 (i like this one better). She has an evil staff of Lesothian (Lesotho is the only country in the world completely surrounded by another, it is in the middle of South Africa) children who she illegally smuggles out of Lesotho into her home so that she can write for all her blogs. They are robotically programed to write for blogs, and now can do nothing else. We don't talk to Lettie, we talk to hundreds of Lesothian children!!
These blogs include, but are not limited to, The Stardoll Juice, Stardoll Exposed, With Lipstick On (recently bashed by our friend Bree), The Sweet Sorority, The Stardoll Stall (it's actually pretty cool, stardollstall.blogspot.com), Hyper R Us, and Pick of The Day. Wow, that was a mouthful. Those Lesothian children really have a talent, good find, Let-eek!
Lettie, get yourself and/or these poor Lesothian children a life.
You know you love me,
Tyler
PS I have recently learned that the Lesothian children have tried to break free, but the evil Lettie will not let them!! EEEEEEEKKK, hence Let-eek!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
red_sluttipops (red_lolipops)
**Sorry I didn't post yesterday or the day before, I was busy with non-Stardoll related things**
**Lettie will be featured, I'm working super hard on hers.**
"Well, get weeping."
"Please get a life."
"It's just nasty [what you are doing]."
"Got a pink digital camera for X-mas."
Well, it's clear she has little patience and likes to show off. She is in that dreadful "Sweet Sorority" thing where Stardoll members act like they love each other. Her nickname is "TaraPudding". Gross. She also gives makeovers to Stardoll members, most famously, poiljg. They all look terrible once she's through with them, and then she gives MORE makeovers.
Fashion disaster time! If we take a look in her album, we're bound to throw up. So have a bucket nearby while looking at these disasters that show her personality.
The above outfit makes me want to throw up. Everything from her hair, that HIDEOUS scarf, ugly shirt, and strange overbite mouth makes me a little sick to the stomach.
It shows her personality because...there is nothing special except some special little boots to "set her apart" although everyone who was on Stardoll at that time has those GROSS boots.
The above outfit is a good example of what NOT to do while layering. And look at her hair!! (Just kidding about the hair, I have it too.) But really, the dress at the bottom is so obviously the hotbuys dress that it ruins the point of layering. I will say it over and over again, layering only works if you can't tell what is used.
It shows her personality because...she wants to be like everyone else but just can't pull it off.
This above outfit uses the same damn concept of the boots will make everything better. The vest is so cheap looking and come on, Ray-Bans on the top of her head?
It shows...she can't find her own style and has to rely on what everyone else does.
This is pretty awful. Jeans under a party dress, layered hotbuy shoes, all with a cheap tank top underneath?! The only cute part is the glasses, duhh. :P
This shows...she wants to stand out but does it in a bad way.
Her current outfit is terrible. Mixing purple with brown, all with a low cut top? No. No no no no!!! Just say no, Tara, just say no!
This shows...she can't be unique without being hideous.
And finally, her presentation..
Once again, she tries to minimize her words hoping they will stand out, but that is a kindergarten saying. Not working, honey.
You know you love me,
Tyler
"Please get a life."
"It's just nasty [what you are doing]."
"Got a pink digital camera for X-mas."
Well, it's clear she has little patience and likes to show off. She is in that dreadful "Sweet Sorority" thing where Stardoll members act like they love each other. Her nickname is "TaraPudding". Gross. She also gives makeovers to Stardoll members, most famously, poiljg. They all look terrible once she's through with them, and then she gives MORE makeovers.
Fashion disaster time! If we take a look in her album, we're bound to throw up. So have a bucket nearby while looking at these disasters that show her personality.
The above outfit makes me want to throw up. Everything from her hair, that HIDEOUS scarf, ugly shirt, and strange overbite mouth makes me a little sick to the stomach.
It shows her personality because...there is nothing special except some special little boots to "set her apart" although everyone who was on Stardoll at that time has those GROSS boots.
The above outfit is a good example of what NOT to do while layering. And look at her hair!! (Just kidding about the hair, I have it too.) But really, the dress at the bottom is so obviously the hotbuys dress that it ruins the point of layering. I will say it over and over again, layering only works if you can't tell what is used.It shows her personality because...she wants to be like everyone else but just can't pull it off.
This above outfit uses the same damn concept of the boots will make everything better. The vest is so cheap looking and come on, Ray-Bans on the top of her head?It shows...she can't find her own style and has to rely on what everyone else does.
This is pretty awful. Jeans under a party dress, layered hotbuy shoes, all with a cheap tank top underneath?! The only cute part is the glasses, duhh. :PThis shows...she wants to stand out but does it in a bad way.
Her current outfit is terrible. Mixing purple with brown, all with a low cut top? No. No no no no!!! Just say no, Tara, just say no!This shows...she can't be unique without being hideous.
And finally, her presentation..
"Make new freinds but keep the old,
One is silver the other gold."
TaraPudding...*
Once again, she tries to minimize her words hoping they will stand out, but that is a kindergarten saying. Not working, honey.
You know you love me,
Tyler
Monday, March 23, 2009
Another one? Really?
And this one's for having a "bad attitude". What a wimp who reported me.You know you love me,
Tyler
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Banner, updates, I need your help
Hey haters and lovers, Tyler here.
First off, thank you to my adorkable Tommy (graphic-design) for the AMAZING header you see above. He is incredible!
Second, I've changed the blog a little. Hope you like it.
Third, if you voted for MissyAss in the poll, please change your vote because I don't want to make a new poll but she is still in the lead.
You know you love me,
Tyler
First off, thank you to my adorkable Tommy (graphic-design) for the AMAZING header you see above. He is incredible!
Second, I've changed the blog a little. Hope you like it.
Third, if you voted for MissyAss in the poll, please change your vote because I don't want to make a new poll but she is still in the lead.
You know you love me,
Tyler
Saturday, March 21, 2009
MissyAss (XxXMissyAshXxX)
By popular demand...it's MissyAss!
"Your mom actually did say that and she really really hates you."
"I was just messaging your mother and she said shes ashamed to have you as son/daughter and that your a fat bxstard. I Agree with her :)"
"Im a stupid whore."
"Wow I'm A Loner."
"I Have Over 3 Pages Of So Called 'Friends' And Over Half Don't Talk To Me."
"You should just leave me alone."
She might not be out front mean like Yas-mean or rihanna_worst_si, but she sure as hell has temper issues. There are pages and pages in her starblog talking about how depressed she is that none of her friends talk to her and that she's a loner. She has some attitude issues, and has been full of herself since being hired for the Stardoll Juice. It also shows that people really hate her if she won the next beeyotch of the day.
Let's look at some style mishaps.
Her current look (below) is not that bad, but her makeup, jewelery, glasses, and piercings ruin it. This trend was in style for Stardoll months ago. Putting glasses OVER the eyelashes covering your eyes makes you look like a freak and a wannabe rebel, which we know she is not by the preppy hair.
The next look (below) comes from MissyAss's album. An outfit is only creative if you can't tell how it was put together. It is pretty damn clear that she put a tube top over a red dress. So much for creative. And that cheap heart tattoo? Get real.
This album entry (still below, get the idea yet?) looks like she is about to fall over. Seriously, our MeDolls don't get cold, so don't go trying to show other people how to keep their medolls nice and toasty in the winter.
This look is "I wish I was going to the Bahamas, but I can't and it's cold in Ireland and so I guess I will just throw on a scarf over my summer dress. WAAAA." That is not a good look, none of the pieces match, and she looks pale with the yellow color.
NOTE: She advertised desperately on the Stardoll Juice to get this dress, and look how she's wearing it. What a shame.
MissyAss also has Yas-mean's problem, being superglued to her friends. She has tons of quotes from her friends stating how "awesome" she is, that you can totally tell were begged for. Don't understand? Let's take a peek, shall we?
You know you love me,
Tyler
"Your mom actually did say that and she really really hates you."
"I was just messaging your mother and she said shes ashamed to have you as son/daughter and that your a fat bxstard. I Agree with her :)"
"Im a stupid whore."
"Wow I'm A Loner."
"I Have Over 3 Pages Of So Called 'Friends' And Over Half Don't Talk To Me."
"You should just leave me alone."
She might not be out front mean like Yas-mean or rihanna_worst_si, but she sure as hell has temper issues. There are pages and pages in her starblog talking about how depressed she is that none of her friends talk to her and that she's a loner. She has some attitude issues, and has been full of herself since being hired for the Stardoll Juice. It also shows that people really hate her if she won the next beeyotch of the day.
Let's look at some style mishaps.
Her current look (below) is not that bad, but her makeup, jewelery, glasses, and piercings ruin it. This trend was in style for Stardoll months ago. Putting glasses OVER the eyelashes covering your eyes makes you look like a freak and a wannabe rebel, which we know she is not by the preppy hair.
The next look (below) comes from MissyAss's album. An outfit is only creative if you can't tell how it was put together. It is pretty damn clear that she put a tube top over a red dress. So much for creative. And that cheap heart tattoo? Get real.
This album entry (still below, get the idea yet?) looks like she is about to fall over. Seriously, our MeDolls don't get cold, so don't go trying to show other people how to keep their medolls nice and toasty in the winter.
This look is "I wish I was going to the Bahamas, but I can't and it's cold in Ireland and so I guess I will just throw on a scarf over my summer dress. WAAAA." That is not a good look, none of the pieces match, and she looks pale with the yellow color.
NOTE: She advertised desperately on the Stardoll Juice to get this dress, and look how she's wearing it. What a shame.
MissyAss also has Yas-mean's problem, being superglued to her friends. She has tons of quotes from her friends stating how "awesome" she is, that you can totally tell were begged for. Don't understand? Let's take a peek, shall we?
Aisling is a one in a million gal ;D
She's super random, super weird and I super love her! ♥
-Lettie
This is Aisling Hi Aisling OMG Its weird we have the same name XD :]
Anyway Aisling is the most nicest prettiest person ive ever meet :]
And iiLY Very much x
:]
OH.MY.GOSH
AISLING I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH ;D
Your totally ausome and we have the best conversations EVER :D and we've never had an argument like once :] So yeah [:
Elyssia
:] xxxxxx
Aisling is the coolest girl on stardoll ( Hahaa - inside joke ) She has the coolest medoll so you better where sun glasses next time you look or it may stun you (:
Add this girl and you will win a trip to the moon !
Beckii .
Wonderful, huh? Her friends are "so attached," and they are "so close," but really she has "so begged."
You know you love me,
Tyler
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